Ghosts: spirits that dwell in the darkness and take great joy in scaring humans. Some of these ghosts have grown attached to me, and I've noticed (and collected!) a strange liquid energy from them. I'm certain this liquid is the key to many, many new inventions!
My many experiments failed to reveal anything about this peculiar ghost energy! It didn't react to cold or heat; I tried poking it with iron, pouring it on rubber... I may have even dipped my morning doughnut in it... All to no effect!
But then, a breakthrough! I was restoring my scientific gusto with an exquisite cup of coffee – a Lunoman Greenie blend from Evershade Valley – when a stealthy ghost snuck up behind me. In my shock, I spilled the entire cup of joe into a vial of the ghost energy and...it reacted instantly!
The ghost energy quickly began changing colour, adopting the same green as my finely brewed beverage! After a bit it also gained viscosity, and now it appears to have stablised into an entirely new element!
I have decided to name this element "Goo".
I must return to my research on Goo POST-HASTE!